The Rackham homestead is now hiring a full-time worker. Job details: Feeding, changing, bathing, helping with homework, reading, nurturing, loving, and playing with three adorable children. Cleaning-of all sorts, laundry, dishes. Maintaing a home. Grocery shopping, paying bills, cooking dinner. You know, the mundane things. Extra duties include: maintaining a book club, doing duties as Vice President in ballroom chapter, and keeping up with 15 young women's personal progress. Benefits: Hugs and Kisses. Pay: haha! yeah right! Warning: This job is not for the weak, lots of vomit, slober, snot, pee, and poop are involved. Stress in this job area is at an all time high.
If you are interested in this job do NOT hesitate to contact! Relocation is necessary....to wonderful cockroach invested South Georgia. Only an hour drive to the ocean! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! Must find someone immediately. The current worker is about to lose it and must find replacement before she cracks!!!
6 comments:
HA HA!!! poor Sonya!! :) I know you can do it!!! Just pray for strength!!!
cute post. hang in there!
Times like these I tell Dustin he can have another wife. (She just has to sleep in the garage.)
Oh man! I'm pretty sure it was the cockroach thing that turned me off to the job! Better luck next time! ;) Hang in there! Hugs!
I know it can get crazy. You seemed cool enough to write a witty post. Love ya. Call me if things get crazy. I know what it is like.
Sonya, I love you so much and you definitely have a wonderful talent of expressing your feelings. Just remember when you see a cock roach, just say Cock roach kill it, kill it (Forrest first words).
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